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So I went right to the source and had my mom create this list of requirements.

Looking for a male that fits these requirements:
IQ≥140
Income≥85% of single working males
No genetic defects
A blood type (least incidence of cancer)
Weight≤170
Height≥5’10
No obesity history in family
No masochistic tendencies or history of sexual abuse
Must have a psychological screening

and preferably these too:
Asian
No chest hair
Good looking with a good sense of humor
Youngest child (no eldest or only childs)