A suitable suitor is wanted here
or else my daughter may never wed. I fear
for her future so this ad I put out.
The right man it will find, of this there’s no doubt.
Eighteen she is now, with brown curly hair.
She stays out of the sun, her complexion is fair.
The sax and bassoon, she can play both. Soon
the two of you will begin to play in tune
and beautiful music shall you two create.
Once you have met her you’ll swear it was fate
that brought you together. She loves to cook,
and bake, and so you’ll always be well fed.
She’s good with her hands – she can massage your head!
There’s not really anything we ask of you,
if you want her come take her, this is your cue.
A ladder outside her window they’ll be
climb up it and take her, you can have her for free.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
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