Help Needed

This is probably what my parents would say.

Searching for single woman around the age of 18-20. Religious and is well educated. Able to help a slob clean up and can cook. Also may not do any drugs or anything illegal. Must be well respected and be presentable in formal situations. Must be fun to be around and be able to keep the attention of my son. Must be able to hold a job.

If you can't tell my parents are very elitist.